| Because I'm incredibly bored and dizzy from reading for hours...
Out of my last 60 received phone calls, in order of last received.
18 calls - John-Michael
1 call - Chris
18 calls - Cathy
5 calls - Keith
3 calls - Mom
1 call - Ed [Eck friend]
1 call - Steve
1 call - James [UB math]
1 call - Jackie [an Eckist, not ours]
2 calls - Iriny
1 call - Li
5 calls - Unknown
1 call - Shilpa
1 call - Justine [my sister :)]
Out of my last 60 calls dialed
17 Cathy
10 Voicemail
5 Keith
1 Ryan Clements
8 Steve [a few were Keith calling Steve]
1 James
1 Jackie [Eckist]
2 John-Michael
2 Mom
1 Target
2 Li
1 Arjun
1 Shilpa
1 Jake
4 Unknown
3 Katie T
Conclusions? I'm calling my voicemail way more than it's calling me. Perhaps I should reanalyze our friendship. |
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| We're currently undergoing some renevations.
We won't be keeping this background picture, so enjoy it while it lasts.
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| I really need to stop leaving my computer out at parties...
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| You know, sometimes I look back and my life and ask myself: why didn't I become a transvestite? I mean, its so me. I love wearing my mom's and sisters
FUCK YOU KANE GET OFF MY XANGA!
*happy*
^Ignore that, I have begun to randomly yell out names of people I know. The doctor said something to my mom and gave me these special pills. My mom makes me eat them in the morning, but I have started throwing them out (don't tell her!)
SHUT THE HELL UP KETAN!!! NO!! I DONT WANT TO!!!
Anyways, what I was saying was that I love wearing my mom's and sisters' underwear. They make me feel pretty. Really pretty. In fact, I'm wearing them right now. The doctor also introduced me to this nice man. His name was Dr. Zempfler from a special hospital in Berlin. He wore black leather gloves and poked me with these metal rods. The hurt and made a buzzing noise when they touched me.
STEVE, WHAT AREYOU DOING?! GET AWAY FROM ME!! HELPSJdswelgsnkxfngwialuth-29py4hgrkbfxk
I like fetuses. Feti? Regardless, underdevloped babies.
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